Saturday, March 25, 2006

You've been warned

Friday, March 24, 2006
OK it's time
The birdflu experts at this site believe that there's no better day for the pandemic to strike the US than June 6, 2006. That's right folks 666.

Stay Tuned
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
This message brought to you by pork, the other white meat
no flu nor mad cow, not sure about hoof and mouth
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Everybody's getting it
and this time chicken soup will only make it worse
stock up on essentials
like drugs and ammo
Spreading like, like, like flu
faster than a speeding bullet
Revenge of the Chickens
should have ordered the beef
Monday, March 20, 2006